<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247</id><updated>2011-07-07T20:11:38.497-04:00</updated><category term='loss'/><category term='dad'/><category term='grief'/><category term='father'/><category term='grieving'/><category term='death'/><title type='text'>Crank Wisdom</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-7441067081818910424</id><published>2009-12-11T22:23:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T23:00:50.324-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>Old Man Lawrence</title><summary type='text'>For almost 35 years (and by “almost”, I  mean 34 years and 362 days), my Great Uncle Ken was “Old Man Lawrence”.  The closest I had to a grandfather (and pretty damn good at it), he was the oldest living member of our Clan - our Patriarch, if you will.  At 86 years of age, the youngest (and least crankiest) son of Jack Cassidy Lawrence and his wife Minnie Mae (Robinson),  was also the longest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/7441067081818910424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/12/old-man-lawrence.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/7441067081818910424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/7441067081818910424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/12/old-man-lawrence.html' title='Old Man Lawrence'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SyMUDQfOLgI/AAAAAAAAADg/0CBeoQMG33k/s72-c/ken.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-2691498933911270181</id><published>2009-03-08T20:21:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T08:16:03.193-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>"I just want to die in my sleep like dear, old dad"</title><summary type='text'>In addition to his cantankerous view of the world, my Pops also had a wicked, even morbid, sense of humour. A sense of humour I also share. When shopping for a new suit to wear to my wedding, my "hasn't worn a suit in 40 years" father told my mum, "well, this wedding will be one of two times I'll ever wear this thing. I guess 100 bucks isn't bad for two wearings". 37 days later he was wearing his</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/2691498933911270181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-just-want-to-die-in-my-sleep-like.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/2691498933911270181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/2691498933911270181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-just-want-to-die-in-my-sleep-like.html' title='&quot;I just want to die in my sleep like dear, old dad&quot;'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-4319088168287527309</id><published>2009-03-08T13:56:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T08:16:41.266-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>He giveth, then he taketh away - God's cruel joke.</title><summary type='text'>Almost one month after my wedding, my Pops began experiencing a weird pain in his chest which sometimes radiated down his arm. What made it "weird" was the fact it wasn't anywhere near his heart - it was just between his breast and his shoulder and went away with a heating pad and ibuprofen, but it also felt nothing like pain he experienced when he first needed a triple bypass some 5 years </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/4319088168287527309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/he-giveth-then-he-taketh-away-gods.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/4319088168287527309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/4319088168287527309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/he-giveth-then-he-taketh-away-gods.html' title='He giveth, then he taketh away - God&apos;s cruel joke.'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-7163805288141057919</id><published>2009-03-08T12:55:00.021-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T08:16:41.266-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>"You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone.  Just You Watch." - Pt. 1</title><summary type='text'>My Pops had a very funny if not cantankerous outlook on life. His friends nicknamed him "Grumpy" - a nickname he was actually quite proud of, as proven by his collection of Grumpy (of "The Seven Dwarfs" fame) t-shirts, hats and dolls - always worn or displayed with pride. Our sweet Amy called him "Uncle Grouch". My husband nicknamed him "The Crank" (who himself earned the moniker "Crank Jr.", </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/7163805288141057919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/youre-gonna-miss-me-when-im-gone-just.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/7163805288141057919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/7163805288141057919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/youre-gonna-miss-me-when-im-gone-just.html' title='&quot;You&apos;re Gonna Miss Me When I&apos;m Gone.  Just You Watch.&quot; - Pt. 1'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-4699427279262489300</id><published>2009-03-08T12:00:00.018-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T08:16:41.267-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>The "Widow-maker"</title><summary type='text'>6 years ago this February (although an anniversary we no longer happily celebrate), my Pops had a triple bypass surgery, courtesy of the good folks at Stony Brook University Hospital and an artery from his left leg. For about a week prior, he began feeling weird sensations down his left arm accompanied by an ebbing pain in his chest. While he would normally run to Google and Web MD to secure </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/4699427279262489300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/widow-maker.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/4699427279262489300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/4699427279262489300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/widow-maker.html' title='The &quot;Widow-maker&quot;'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbQVT2nC-NI/AAAAAAAAADY/L04s5pOK_JU/s72-c/Pop_Manson.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-642242418895893247.post-8055465834436572796</id><published>2009-03-08T10:45:00.013-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T08:16:41.268-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grieving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>"If it wasn't for Bad Luck, you'd have no luck at all, kid"</title><summary type='text'>My pops said this phrase on many occasion and every time it was in reference to yet another mishap in mine and my fiance's life. And there were quite a few - from the tranny blowing in yet another one of our mini-vans to Erik breaking yet another cell phone. In the 4 years we've been together my (now) husband has been through as many vehicles and about 6 cell phones. Pops called him the "phone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/8055465834436572796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/if-it-wasnt-for-bad-luck-youd-have-no.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/8055465834436572796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/642242418895893247/posts/default/8055465834436572796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/03/if-it-wasnt-for-bad-luck-youd-have-no.html' title='&quot;If it wasn&apos;t for Bad Luck, you&apos;d have no luck at all, kid&quot;'/><author><name>Sharron Lawrence-Lund</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10120690191960876486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPmPrpwUlI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ScKXYBGHmys/S220/wtf.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hUf97dLJDmQ/SbPeE6CY3EI/AAAAAAAAACk/lU6Rh-acgs4/s72-c/DSC_2022.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
